omg he jumped on the grenade to save everyone else omg he is so perfect

role play: I am the grenade Chris Evans is Steve Rogers

When Chris Evans is the skinny scrawny version of Steve Rogers on the beginning of Captian America, his voice does so not match his body. It bothers me so much

now I have to try extra hard to impress

I’m watching Captain America. Just seeing Chris Evans name on the back of the movie box gives me butterflies as if we are in highschool and he smiles at me as we pass each other in the hall on the way to class.

one of my favorite people followed me im crying

edwrad:

sext: i dont really want to write a long paragraph so i thought i might explain my sexual desires for you through interpretive dance?

jesusjack:

ridiculously bored all the time if i had a girlfriend it would be alright but then i would get bored of her and then i’m single again and then i’m bored again and it’s just a never ending cycle with me

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

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