fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming, via itsamundanething)

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via itsamundanething)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Do you trust Jesus with your fashion choices?

(via tee-pee4my-bunghole)